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Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
where does fred weasley shop?
Rhys Hale ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ
So earlier today I was chatting with lycanths and our conversation went a bit like:
me: what if Rhys was a werewolf?
kara: HE’S A HALE
me: oh shiitttttt
After discussing it for a bit we realised that it wasn’t necessarily a completely stupid idea. So here is the case for why Corporal Rhys was a werewolf and also maybe a Hale.
I sort of indulged myself here.
First up what does this remind you of?
The two incidents are surprisingly evocative of each other. Even down to the details of how they happened i.e. caused by a thrown bottle.
If history is repeating (in weird really fucked up ways) so Hales always die in a fire because they’re cursed. I mean even the Hale house fire was noted down as being caused by an electrical fault…and now this season there is a massive focus on electricity??
Parrish: Not a bad idea considering the number of electrical problems in this town. (3x19)
Am I really not supposed to be trying to connect these things or seeing parallels?
i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this
*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar*
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS
*breaks down in tears on your chest*It doesn’t even matter which show we’re talking about here
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Okay, I officially ship Troyler
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested