Megan, 17, Ireland. INTJ. Writer and Full time fangirl. Also, part time car. I love anything related to David Boreanaz, Dylan O'Brien, Daryl Dixon, Marty Deeks and/or John Krasinski. I have a type. ||

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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pizzota:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

frigerator:

ambition is soooo hot like yeah tell me all about that doctorate you want

lucy-moderatz:

that’s my girl: rachel green, friends

It’s like, all of my life everyone has always told me, “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And today I just stopped and I said, “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? Or a hat!” No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a hat! It’s a metaphor, Daddy!

fanofthedoctor3:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

djko31:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FUCKING APPLAUDED 

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK 

GUYS

I’m laughing more than I should…..

GUYS THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NOTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING 

GUYS

are you kidding this is hilarious

nitoriaiichirou:

talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

  1. me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  2. next day: *everything fucks up*
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